


YOUR FACE.THEIR SNOOT.ONE PORTRAIT.
Free preview in 30 seconds. Pay only if you love it.
Make our portraitWhich one
is yours?
Pick their personality. We plan the whole shoot around it.
- DOG
The Drama Queen
Sighs loudly. Has never been fed, apparently.
That’s my pet - DOG
The Food Thief
Your sandwich was never safe.
That’s my pet - DOG
The Couch Potato
Walks are more of a suggestion.
That’s my pet - DOG
The Zoomies
Zero to 100 at 9pm for no reason.
That’s my pet - CAT
The Judge
Has seen your choices. Disapproves.
That’s my pet - CAT
The Box Goblin
Ignores the $80 bed. Loves the box.
That’s my pet - CAT
The 3am Sprinter
Parkour at night. Asleep all day.
That’s my pet - CAT
The Food Critic
Sniffs. Walks away. Two stars.
That’s my pet
3 taps. 2 photos.
One portrait.
- Drama QueenFood ThiefCouch PotatoThe Judge01
Pick their type
3 taps. We pick the shoot.
You 
Pet
02Add 2 photos
You and your pet, each clear and well lit.
03See the preview
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For the goodest boy and his very tired mom.
Love, Sam x
Gift a shoot. Watch them lose it.
Add a note. They upload their pet and get a reveal. From $19.
Create a giftpsst, a little extra
Plus one ridiculous bonus.
Included with every full shoot. Made to post.
Good questions. Honest answers.
What do I upload?
Two photos: one of you, one of your pet. We put you in the same portrait.
Can I see it before I pay?
Yes. The preview is free, with a watermark. No card.
What does it cost?
We make 3 portraits. $19 for one, $29 for two, $33 for all three. One time, no subscription.
What if it doesn’t look like my pet?
Every purchase includes 2 free re-rolls.
What photo works best?
An original camera-roll photo, sharp and well lit. One pet, whole head and ears. For you: one person, face clearly visible. No screenshots, group shots or blurry photos.
What happens to my photos?
They are only used to make your portraits. Never posted, sold or used to train AI.
Let’s make yours.
Make our portraitEvery look is tested on Charlie, our head model.
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